February 28, 2008

Balls & Talons


I got my test back last night. I made an 86.4, which I think is a B+. Right? Anyway, it's definitely a lower grade than I was hoping for, but I guess it could have been worse. The 2 people that sit next to me made A's. Clearly, I need to study with them next time.

Last night I watched an episode of Ellen that TiVo recorded for me. Heidi Klum was the guest. Does everyone have a girl crush on Heidi Klum, or is it just me? I love her & I love her new hair cut. Well, on Ellen she made her infamous "balls". I think they were actually meatballs, but Heidi kept referring to them as her balls. It was really funny.

Then, of course, Project Runway came on last night as well. I'm so glad Rami won. I like Chris, but that human hair thing was bizarre. Rami definitely deserved to win. Can't wait to see their show at Fashion Week. I'm a pretty big fan of Christian's, but I honestly don't know which one of them will win. It'll be interesting to watch.

Yesterday I ate like I was going into hibernation. I ate a bowl of oatmeal at home before I went to work, then when I got to work they were giving away free ham biscuits, so I ate 1 of those. I was so full, I was determined not to eat lunch. Then my boss called & said he wasn't coming in, so I decided I should take advantage of actually being able to eat lunch for a change & I called my friend Holly & we went to Indian Buffet. So within 4 hours, I ate 2 breakfasts & Indian Buffet. When I got back from lunch I told my intern that if I had 1 wish it would be to grow talons so that I could rip my stomach open & empty out everything I just ate. He looked at me like I was crazy. Later, when I re-told the story to John, I got the same look. Apparently, there's nothing funny about the mental image of me ripping my stomach apart with finger/talons. Who knew?

5 comments:

jessica said...

i think it's funny...will you grow talons and rip out your food? i need a good laugh.

David Dust said...

Poor Chris - sent back to that stinky Monkey House!

Click here for DavidDust’s Project Runway recap.

Bye…love you…love your hair!

Allison said...

this just made me laugh really hard. have you ever heard me laugh? it is super loud. it was pretty obvious that i was not working. i'm not sure i should read your blog while on the clock.

Mom said...

Girl, you never know when you wake up what that day will bring...
who knew you would end up wanting to rip open your stomach with talons.
If you have ever given birth, it gives new meaning to "balls and talons..." lol

chester copperpot said...

i have a total girl crush on heidi klum. everything she says is just so effing cute. and her legs. and her hair. and her face.

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