October 20, 2014
Every Friday, I run with a group around Hillsboro Village and then eat at Pancake Pantry. This Friday, we did an impromptu Birchbox swap and this is my haul. It's all moisturizer and nail polish. Shocking. Thanks for the loot, Melanie!
Nashville has long lost out on the shopping game to neighboring cities like Atlanta. But no more! We have a Madewell AND a Nordstrom Rack. We're just a Crate & Barrel away from being a real, live city!
I met Jenn at Nordstrom Rack on Saturday to see what all the fuss is about. I liked it! I don't have a job, so I couldn't buy anything, but I would have bought lots of things. Of particular interest were the shoes and athletic apparel. Sigh.
On Sunday morning, I met my lady gang for a brisk 8-mile run. I'm having this disconnect between thinking I'm not ready to run 8 miles and reminding myself that I ran a half marathon 3 weeks ago. Thanks, brain. Post-run, we treated ourselves (treat yo' self!) to breakfast biscuits at Dose. Friends who biscuit together, stay together.
After my run, John and I put on real clothes and went to celebrate the recent union of our friends Courtney and Brian. Courtney is my friend Katie's (above) little sister and Brian you may know as the photographer at our Halloween parties. I've known Courtney a long time and am so, so happy for her and Brian. I also have a deep well of love for the Krampf family in general. Hash tag: KrampfBecomesRisse.
To know Courtney is to know her love of tattoos, so in her honor, I wore one of my Tattlys from the Rifle Paper Co. Floral Set. Afterwards, back in my Halloween pajamas (DUH), John and I settled in for more Twin Peaks. Unfortunately, the mimosas I had at the reception won and I immediately fell asleep. But look at that awesome Tattly!
October 18, 2014
I love painting my nails. Always have. I have a pretty extensive array of polishes and decorative (read: glitter) top coats, which I like to spread out on the floor while waiting on inspiration to strike. Once I've decided on a color, with surgeon-like precision, I arrange my tools on the coffee table, find an eighties movie on Netflix and commence to paintin'.
My manicures always last a week, usually longer if I let them. With short nails and light polish, I can usually make it 10-12 days. That's pretty good for an at-home manicure. And I'm using regular polish, not gel.
The secret to my nail success is two-fold: Orly Bonder and Sally Hansen Ultra Wear Top Coat. That's right, Sally Hansen. My love for things you can buy at Walgreens is unparalleled.
I've probably used every basecoast you can buy, including the fancy $20 ones at Sephora. None of them work as well as this Orly basecoat. It'll change your nail polish life. Same with the Sally Hansen top coat. It's on the high-price-end of Sally Hansen products, but it's worth it.
The most recent addition to my nail arsenal is this Sally Hansen (duh) I Heart Nail Art Pen. I've definitely gotten $5 worth of fun out of it, although John did have to draw the stripe on my right hand the first time I used it. I've gotten better at it, but it takes some practice to get used to drawing with your non-dominant hand.
See! Check me out, drawing triangles with my left hand! This is my attempt to DIY Door Sixteen's much-coveted calgel manicure. Close! Ish...
I am nothing, if not a copycat. I get most of my nail inspiration from bloggers and Birchbox. Feel free to follow my copycat ways on Pinterest. You can find my Beauty & Makeup Board here. Happy painting!
October 15, 2014
Okay, technically, two weeks and three days. But who's counting?
I didn't think about how I would feel after the race, or how long I would feel that way. As a long-time resident of camp, I'll Show You, it's been uncomfortable to live in a space of sheer joy and pride, which is undoubtedly why I keep crying every time someone says something nice to me. But this new space is nice, and I'm acclimating to it.
The first week is a blur. I don't know what I did for those seven days. I think I spent the whole week unpacking and writing my race recap. I remember being tired and sore, and sleeping a lot. Oh god, and crying. SO MUCH CRYING.
The second week, last week, was still weird. I was still more tired than usual and had a hard time figuring out what to do with myself all day. I couldn't get into a rhythm. Nothing felt right and my emotions were running high. I also dreamt about the race every night, usually that I was lost on the course. We had that full/blood moon last week, so maybe the moon is to blame. I don't know. Science.
This week, I'm back! I had a super awesome weekend and I woke up on Monday feeling like my old self. My sleep is back on track and my days feel normal and less terrifyingly unstructured. I feel like my brain turned back on.
The biggest adjustments have been sleep, food and time management. The sleep is probably obvious. When you work-out for 10-12 hours a week, you sleep like a baby. The circadian rhythm is going to get me, but it hasn't gotten me yet.
While I stayed at my 1,500 a day calorie goal during training, I could go over a little and still lose weight. I could also eat like a dumbass and still lose weight. Not anymore! It's a work in progress, but I'm trying not to go over my calorie goal, at least not every day.
I followed a 20-week training plan, but I started training for this race in February. So for seven months, I had a thing I did every day that took anywhere from 2-6 hours. I'm figuring out a new routine and it's becoming more comfortable every day, but it's an adjustment for sure. Right now, my problem days are Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday - the days I rode my bike.
I don't currently have a gym membership, so I'm figuring out what to do and where. There's a Planet Fitness down the street, but is that a place actual people go? There's also McCabe Community Center and Centennial Sportsplex. I don't know what I'll do yet.
Oh! And I have a black toe, which I'm super excited about! No, really, I am! Y'all, I feel so hardcore. For years, I've heard people complain about their toenails turning black and falling off, but it's never happened to me. Finally I can lay claim to that elusive black toe bragging right. I've shockingly refrained from photographing it thus far. Thus far...
To be continued!
*I told you I bought those pictures.
October 13, 2014
This Saturday I ran the Germantown Oktoberfest 5K with my friend Lana and approximately 70% of East Nasty. Because I PR-ed at this race last year, a few people asked me if I was going to try and beat my time. I looked up my splits from last year and realized I ran a 9:38 average pace. Yeah, there was no way I was going to beat that two weeks post-Augusta. I decided to try and at least keep my sub-30 PR, but to ultimately not kill myself trying. Famous last words.
After we took this picture, I asked my friend Hercules, aka Jeremy Taylor, what pace he was going to run and if I could run with him. And then one millisecond later, the start gun went off. He and Kevin took off and I knew it was too fast, but I decided to stick with them as long as I could. When we hit one mile, my Garmin told me we were running an 8:52 minute mile. Y'ALL.
I knew it wasn't smart, and they were starting to pull away from me, but I sped up and stayed behind them. Alas, I lost them in The Farmers' Market. Without my pacers, I slowed down a little and ran the last mile alone, questioning my life choices. My splits were: 8:52, 9:14 and 9:24, giving me a new PR of 28:23. HAM.
My friend Erin frequently posts pictures of this mythical place that serves chocolate gravy over biscuits. I've been trying to eat there for about a year now. On Saturday, it finally happened. After the 5K, Lana and I drove a few blocks to Big Al's Deli in Salemtown. It was the breakfast of my dreams and I want to eat there every day. I ordered Big Al's Breakfast (for $5.75!) and gleefully ate all of it. I joked on Instagram that I went so HAM at the race that I had to immediately go eat ham to replenish my supply, to which my friend Jenn quipped, "Ham in, HAM out".
On Saturday night, we went with friends back to Tango Grill, home of the # 1 Baldwin Sandwich, the Chivito Punta Del Este (# 2 is Secret Bellevue Cheesesteak - duh). I can't quit this sandwich. This picture doesn't do it justice.
After dinner, Mike and Amanda stopped at this butcher shop behind Tango Grill. Apparently John has always wanted to go in there (???), so we all went in. It was kind of awesome. We were too overwhelmed to pick anything out, but I'd like to go back and further investigate their pickled vegetables and array of salsas and sauces. I also just want to support any business who has this as their sign.
A week before my half Ironman, I registered for a December half marathon so I'd have something to focus on after my big race. Turns out, December isn't that far away, so guess who had to do a long run this weekend? Yep. Lana and I ran 7 long, slooooow miles and then treated ourselves to coffee and biscuits from Dose. I'm obsessed with this spicy egg biscuit. Obsessed!
Yesterday John and I saw The Skeleton Twins at the Belcourt. It was so good! I mean, obviously, it's hard to go wrong with Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader, but this movie is really good. It was a little heavier than I expected, but I loved it. I think it's at the Belcourt through next Thursday, the 23rd. I highly recommend going to see it.
October 6, 2014
Y'all, I can't let this dream of having pink hair die. This is my third, & probably final, attempt. My first attempt was baby pink highlights, which immediately washed out. So I went back & had my hair dyed pink. Still washed out, albeit it lasted a little longer. So this time, we amped up the pink so that as it inevitably washes out, it will fade to that elusive baby pink.
So yeah, my hair is REAL pink. It's so pink, it's pank. On Friday night, I saw my girl Jordan to get re-re-pinked. I think she nailed it. Fingers crossed it doesn't wash out next week! Oh, also, I'm growing my bangs out. #themoreyouknow
Sufficiently panked, I met Melanie for dinner & then we went to the Grand Opening of Studio Debutante. I've been watching my friend Freya build this thing all year & I was so proud to be there for the grand opening.
P.S. Go sign up for some super fun classes like Hoop Dance & Booty Burn! Personally, I'm trying to decide between Bumps n' Grinds & Floorwerk.
This was the first Saturday of 2014 that I didn't have anything to do. Super friend Lana had a feeling I may be bored, so she asked me to meet her at the new Barista Parlor Golden Sound for post-yoga coffee. The coffee was delicious. The seating is a work in progress. But the new space is real cool.
My homegirl Carolyn just bought a house, so I drove over there to get a tour & then ended up spending all day with her shopping for appliances. It was actually fun. It was my first experience at Sears Scratch & Dent. That place is NUTS.
My Saturday night is pretty accurately summed up in this text with John from 7:19pm (I'm in blue).
I put this on Instagram Sunday with the hashtag, "Fine, I'll work-out again." After a week of celebrating & recovering, I met Lana & Melanie on Sunday morning for a 5-mile run. It was 37 degrees! Luckily, I just bought this new long-sleeved tech shirt at this place I went last weekend...
A run in 37 degree weather meant one thing: chili. It's time. Plus, I haven't cooked since like February, so... Not that the crock pot counts as cooking, but still. Hey, I browned the shit out of that meat! Eight hours later, we dined on this fine chili & watched more Twin Peaks. Then I fell asleep to the sweet, sweet sounds of John reading Mike Reno's Wikipedia page to me.
October 1, 2014
Race day! After what felt like 15 minutes of sleep, my alarm went off on Sunday at 3:45am. I plan my race mornings by scheduling backwards from the time transition closes. Transition closed at 7:15am, so I planned on arriving around 6:15am. We stopped & picked up Cathy en route, so she wouldn't have to hassle with parking her car. I held it together until John dropped us off at the shuttle & then the floodgates opened. Cathy took this picture of me crying on the shuttle. Y'all...
I got to transition with all kinds of time, which I like. I put on my headlamp (pro tip) & leisurely set up my transition area & met all of my transition neighbors (Hi, Susannne Allen!). Once I was set up, I walked one row up & found Kristie & then we got body marked & walked the mile to the swim start.
Here's where the one thing I did wrong that day happened. I accidentally wore my GD Garmin to the swim start. My Garmin that's not waterproof & was supposed to be strapped onto the handlebars of my bike. So... oops.
Luckily, I still had two hours until my swim start, so I left Kristie & hopped on the shuttle back to transition. With my Garmin safely on my handlebars, I got back on the shuttle. I actually made a lot of friends this time because everyone had questions about where the shuttle went & I was like, 'Hey, I've ridden this whole ding dang circuit. Let me tell you where it goes'. Everyone laughed & before I knew it, I was standing back beside Kristie at the swim start.
Nutrition: 1 cup coffee, 1 banana, 1 Uncrustable for breakfast (supposed to eat 2 Uncrustables, but couldn't get second one down), Huma gel 15 minutes before swim
It's always a little Thunderdome at the beginning of open water swims, but I can usually swim out of it & I did. I always give myself to the first buoy to relax & get into a rhythm. When I passed the first buoy, I kicked it in a little. Kristie had told me there were 19 buoys, so every time I passed one, I'd swim a little faster. After the 4th or 5th buoy, they quit numbering them, so at that point, I just decided to swim my balls off.
Disclaimer: this was the fastest, easiest swim I've ever done. I realized real quick that there weren't a lot of swimmers around me & then I noticed that I was passing people in different colored swim caps. I took this for a good sign & swam faster. I felt like I had only been in the water 10 minutes when it was time to get out. I loved this swim!
Nutrition: Huma gel
This is the first race I've done in a wetsuit, so I did a lot of data mining on best practices for getting in & out of that thing quickly. Enter wetsuit strippers. Yes, that's a thing. I was told to peel the top half of the wetsuit down as I was coming out of the water & when I got to the strippers, to sit on my butt, hold on to the top of my tri shorts & throw my neoprene legs into the air. It was awesome & hilarious. Those strippers were pros. They pulled that wetsuit off of me in seconds.
Beside the wetsuit strippers were sunscreen appliers. No one was using them but me, so three of them went HAM on me with sunscreen. A girl bent down & covered my legs, while another girl did my arms & a guy did my back. It was real weird & surprisingly effective as I did not, in fact, get sunburned.
I got to my bike, sat down & dried my feet off & rubbed the sunscreen in a little before taking a gel & walking my bike to bike-out. I took my time because I was so worried about forgetting something & then being stuck out on the bike course for 4 hours without something important, which luckily didn't happen.
Bike: 56 miles in 3:49:48 (14:63 mph average pace)
Nutrition: 2 bottles of Hammer Perpetuem, 2 bottles of Nuun, 2 rice cakes, 1 banana. Salt pills: one million.
Oy, the bike. The bike is the weakest part of triathlon for me. Cathy & I drove the bike course the day before, so I kind of understood the course. Kind of. Everyone had told me that this course was nothing compared to Natchez Trace & they were totally right. All of my practice rides were harder than this course. Train hard, race easy.
But everyone was super awesome. My handlebars really stood out & everyone that passed me commented on them. I got a lot of, "Good job, purple handlebars!". So thanks, Shannon. Good call on the purple handlebar tape.
There were 3 water stop/aid stations. I stopped at the second one. I took my sweet time & pulled over, clipped out & mixed two new water bottles of Perpetuem & Nuun. Also, I took some bananas for the road as I could no longer get the rice cakes down my gullet. It wasn't the rice cakes' fault. I made them on Thursday & had them in a cooler until Sunday morning, so they had freezer burn & were completely inedible. But the bananas worked. I had no issues on the bike with hydration or nutrition. Thanks, Mari-Etta!
The last part of the bike course is downhill. Julie had told me to spin-out to get my legs ready for the run, so I did. I also cried. A lot. I don't know what in the hell happened to me out there. When I got to mile 46 or so, I realized I had done it, I had survived the bike course & I just started bawling. It was volcanic, but I couldn't stop it. And then I was done & it was time to run.
Nutrition: Huma gel
I knew I was supposed to have peed on the bike course, but I didn't & I was super worried about it. As I was running out of transition, I asked the girl beside me if she peed & she did & said I should go now instead of out on the run course. So I literally turned around in the middle of the run-out & went back to the port-a-potties. And I peed for like a hundred minutes, so good call random girl in transition.
Oh, also, I forgot to change my shoes, so I ran halfway out of transition in my bike shoes.
Run: 13.1 miles in 2:53:50 (13:16 average pace)
Nutrition: Nuun in hand-held bottle, 2 Huma gels (couldn't get anymore gels down, so took Powerade at aid stations). Salt pills: 2-3.
This course is awesome because it's lined with spectators. John, Jaime & Lana were everywhere & it helped so much. There was a rule that spectators couldn't run with you (obvi), or beside you, that was pacing & it was an immediate disqualification. So if your friends & family wanted to follow along beside you, they had to side shuffle. Y'all, John Baldwin side shuffled his butt off. Every time I passed him, he was side shuffling & cow-belling me so hard. It was the best part of the race.
I LOVED this race! When I started looking at 70.3 races, this one came highly recommended & I see why. I wanted this race to be a BFD, which is why I chose an Ironman branded race. Yes, I paid a high registration fee & yes, I spent a million dollars at the expo, but, for me, it was worth it. Also, Augusta is very drive-able from Nashville & there are lots of hotel options in every price range.
Let's talk about the race course. The swim is the fastest, easiest swim you'll probably ever do in a race. The bike course isn't easy, but if you train on Natchez Trace, you'll be ready. The trick to the bike isn't the course or the mileage, it's making sure your hydration & nutrition are right & making sure you can change your own flat tire. The run is nothing. If you run in Nashville, especially with East Nasty, you've run harder courses. It's completely flat. But it's not boring! I thought the run course was really scenic & even though you run the same loop twice, I didn't even notice. Plus, the entire run is lined with spectators. It's awesome.
A) I would do this race again. B) I'd push anyone looking at doing their first 70.3, to do this race. But sign up soon. I signed up last December, before the price went up in January. And I believe it sold out in either March or April. And yes, it will again be held on the same day as Ironman Chattanooga next year.
I know I'm not supposed to decide this yet, but I'm not planning on doing a full Ironman. When I signed up for this race, I was unhappy with a lot of things & needed an outlet for that negative energy. I was also unhappy with my weight & kind of just wanted to prove that I could do this thing. I'm not that person anymore. I'm obviously outwardly different in that I've gone from 198 lbs to 161 lbs. But the biggest change is inward. I went into therapy in February/March & am honestly just a different person now. Welcome to your late thirties! *I also very quietly left my job & started a social media business, which I'd like to devote my time & attention to.
*That's we in the biz call 'burying the lead'.
In addition to having time to clean my house & buy groceries again, it's also important to me to be the kind of wife & friend worthy of the love I'm receiving from these exceptional people that I'm lucky enough to have in my life. The outpouring of support you all have shown me is beyond anything I ever expected.
As far as training, I'm done! Heh. I smartly signed up for a half marathon in December so that I'd have to jump right back into something after a week-ish of celebrating & recovering. I'm obviously interested in keeping this hot new bod, albeit with significantly less cardio. I'm interested in more yoga & I'm interested in strength training. My friend Dawn had an awesome trainer here & I may look into working with him. I know she had great results. We'll see! But for this week, you can find me in Halloween pajamas on my couch, eating candy & randomly crying anytime someone says something nice to me.
Total Time: 7:32:20
Age Group: 150/166 (39 women DNS or DNF)
Full race photostream here & on Facebook.
*I bought these watermarked pictures, so chill out.
I'm going to spend the rest of my life thanking people, but to start, I'd like to thank: John, April, Jaime, Lana, Cathy, Kristie, Mary Katherine, Marshall, Melanie, Jessica, Heidi, Katie, Alexis, Patrick, Shannon, Red Kite, Paige, 12South Yoga, Chris, NAC Masters, Mari-Etta, Chatty, Emma, Kathy, Monday Night Ladies Ride, TriSuccess, Caroline, Julie, Marne, Maureen, Kristine, Team CV, Karen & Paul, Beth, Allison, Rita, SKB, Chrissi, Jeney, Freya, Lauren, Jen, Season, NRC, my Pancake Run family & my enormous East Nasty family. ENFL.