Oh hey, internet friend!
Welcome to the world of all things quirk, twerk, and werk. If you're interested in weird thrift store finds, cool women, and a reformed triathlete who now gets her cardio from dirty Zumba, you're in the right place! I am a self-professed master thrifter, budding twerker, and Snapchat enthusiast.
The Blonde Mule was born in 2007 as a way to document my life, pre social media. I
The gift of gab is the gift that I have.
All them mocha lattes, you gotta do Pilates.
All I want to do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom and a poom-poom.
Hurry up with my damn croissants!
You may have a lot of bitches, but I got much more.
I keep it dirty like under the bed.
Thanks for stopping by!
*Beastie Boys, Kanye West, Wreckx-n-Effect, Kanye West, Eazy-E, De La Soul