So I went yesterday after work. The instructor was a man named Gerry, who I've never seen before. Gerry was totally working the room. He knew most people by name & was going around saying hi to everyone & adjusting bikes as he saw fit. There was an older lady in front of me & she asked why she hasn't seen him at St. Henry's lately & he said that they've changed where they sit.... That they now sit on the far left. Got it. Still go to church. Duly noted.
Gerry starts the music & we begin warming up. It's a Christian song, it's kind of slow, whatever, it's a warm-up song. Then the second song starts & it's a faster tempo, but it's still Christian. Okay, Gerry. I get it, you're into God. You go to St. Henry's; you've got some kind of Jesus tattoo on my your bicep; you work at the Y; & you Spin to hard rock Christian music. I've been to classes at the Y before where the instructor played Christian music during the warm-up, but I don't think I've ever blogged about it, probably out of fear of being struck by lightning.
The class is getting going pretty good & the third song starts. It's the newish Madonna/Justin Timberlake song. Okay Gerry, now we're talking. Let's do this! But no. Madonna was merely a tease. Madonna segued into Santana, which segued into Journey, finally ending at Def Leopard. Cool down provided by Seal, naturally.
Gerry got pretty excited about Journey & found a way to relate the lyrics to the task at hand. Journey, "Don't stop believing..." Gerry, shouting breathlessly, "... you can do it; don't stop believing you can climb that hill!" I don't know how funny this is without the visual. Picture a petite, middle-aged man, fully grey, inappropriately large tattoo on his arm, fist pumping in the air, shouting Journey into a headset in a room 90% full of hip, young black people.
Gerry really hit his stride as Def Leopard's "Pour Some Sugar On Me" came on. In fact, he prefaced it by telling us to get ready to "put some sugar on it" because the next song is America's rock anthem. Hmm, okay Gerry. So when the song started & I realized what it was, I laughed as hard as someone with diminished lung capacity can in a 110 degree Spin room. The two girls beside me just smiled & looked down.
We start climbing. This was our last work song so it was hard as shit. I was soaking wet & had lost feeling in my quadriceps a good 15 minutes prior. Pour some sugar on me? Indeed. Again, Gerry, who is clearly not a man who lets opportunity pass him by, decides to relate the lyrics to the class. We were essentially going up & down in our seat for 6 minutes & every time we had to stand & turn our resistance up, Gerry would say, & by say, I mean shout, "Put some sugar on that resistance! Turn it up until it's sticky, sweet!" I'm 100% serious. This happened.
I'm giving Gerry a lot of flack, but truth be told, it's the hardest Spin class I've taken to date, so I'll probably go back. Plus, I mean, who doesn't love Journey? And God?
5 comments:
thanks for providing me with my wednesday morning chuckle. funny funny. since i no longer have a dog to tend to, i visited the downtown Y a few times after work. maybe we can meet up for a class sometime (but i don't get off til 6so i don't know if that would really work?)
ive been thinking about trying spin too. ive been a little intimidated because it seems like you have to already be in good shape to handle it... and im, well, not.
my mom lost a ton of weight doing it 3-4 times a week with yoga on her off days, until she hurt her wrist and had to quit. also, what is up with the registering in advance for a bike? i dont know if i can plan that well in advance.
Katie: I'm so wishy washy with my work-outs, it's impossible to plan around me. I typically go at lunch, unless someone tempts me with nachos, in which case I'll go to lunch & then work-out after work. But yeah, I get off at 4:30, so I'm usually long gone by 6:00.
Alexis: You can totally do Spin. A pregnant girl was in the class last night. You go at your own pace. And you don't have to reserve a bike, at least not Downtown. However, you do need to get there at least 10-15 minutes early to get a bike because the classes fill up fast. I suggest trying the Sat 8:45am class Downtown. It's not too hard & it's not too crowded. It'll be a good way to feel it out.
Seal strikes again!! hahaha. At least it was only one song and not 45 mins solid. And WTF is up with that room & the heat?? I wrote a comment card about it, it is way too hot in there. They need more fans.
i love god. and gerry. and journey. and this blog.
seriously- i always get so excited to see a new post in the ol google reader!
so proud of you for keeping up the exercise! doing it 2010!
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