September 28, 2011

An Open Letter To Dolvett Quince

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Dear Dolvett,

I'm so glad you've joined the cast of The Biggest Loser this season. I was worried when I heard Jillian wasn't coming back, especially after last season's introduction of two new trainers, who I personally hated.  I knew Anna Kournikova was replacing Jillian, but I had no idea there was a third trainer.  Now, I love Bob Harper & I loved Jillian, but you, you may be my new favorite.  Your confidence, your smile, and sweet Jesus, your abs.  Please come live in my house & train me.  No?  Fine, I'll move to Atlanta & join your gym.  Or maybe I'll just buy your DVD.

Thank you for reminding me that I should be working out more often & with more intensity, if only for two hours every Tuesday night.

Sincerely,

The Blonde Mule
President
The Dolvett Quince Fan Club

"If you're not moving, you're not losing"

Good interview with Dolvett here.


8 comments:

Khabra Dawn said...

Good googly moogly! Now THAT is a fine specimen...mmm, mmm, mmm =)

The Blonde Mule said...

I know!! Let's move to Atlanta.

Jessica Wilson said...

Ha! This post cracks me up. Who needs Anna K. when you have Dolvett!

ND said...

Thanks for reminding me that I'm not working out hard enough, via a spicy man.

Claudia Huskey said...

Madame President, may I be the vice president of the Dolvett Quince Fan Club? You know, for when you get a new job and are too busy to complete all of your presidential duties. You know, like buying razors for head shaving, ripping the sleeves off shirts to produce arm-revealing tank tops, researching teeth whitening services, etc.

The Blonde Mule said...

Jessica: Exactly! Smell you later, Kournikova!

The Blonde Mule said...

Nichole: right?! You're welcome. Ha!

The Blonde Mule said...

Claudia: HAHAHAHAHA! "Teeth whitening services" - yes!

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