February 19, 2013

A Plea For Panties

Ladies, let's take it down to a huddle.  I love yoga; you love yoga.  But you know what else I love?  Underwear.  It serves a purpose.  And you should wear it.  I know, I know.  It's hot yoga; you're a vagina sweater.  I get it.  I do.  You'd think wearing Vanderbilt shorty shorts would be enough to keep you cool.  But if you have been graced with the long limbs & double joints that allow you to take Bird Of Paradise, please, PLEASE, have the common sense to let a piece of cotton hit you where the good lord split you.  Because you know what I don't need at 6:00am, standing upside down in a 110 degree room?  Your vulva in my face.  Please and thank you.

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