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Ladies, let's take it down to a huddle. I love yoga; you love yoga. But you know what else I love? Underwear. It serves a purpose. And you should wear it. I know, I know. It's hot yoga; you're a vagina sweater. I get it. I do. You'd think wearing Vanderbilt shorty shorts would be enough to keep you cool. But if you have been graced with the long limbs & double joints that allow you to take Bird Of Paradise, please, PLEASE, have the common sense to let a piece of cotton hit you where the good lord split you. Because you know what I don't need at 6:00am, standing upside down in a 110 degree room? Your vulva in my face. Please and thank you.
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