"Hold on to your f*^@ing hat"

I'm going to make this quick because the red carpet coverage is on. Two things:

1) Last night's SNL was effing hilarious. Did everyone see the Annuale birth control commercial at the top of the show? If not, it's totally worth the next 2 minutes of your life:

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/#cat=new&sec=1a&mea=221774

2) My friend Jessica (aka the orange bicycle) made me this tres chic zipper pouch (see above). She has great taste in fabrics. Check out her Etsy store:

http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5341054

I have very crafty friends. My BFF Carolyn has a great Etsy store, too:

http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=80081

Allright, got to get back to the Oscars. John Stewart is on. Shalom, bitches.