My top ten, in no particular order:
1) Instead of coming out to your parents, you just move to East Nashville & assume they will figure it out. -George Oeser
2) You accepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord & savior while watching a Carnival Kia commercial. -Jason & Heath Hinson
3) You complain about the dwindling amount of live music venues but can't wait for the new Urban Outfitters. -Andrew Cole
4) You think you're entitled to be on the guest list for every show in town. -Meghann Langford
5) You thought those Vanity Fair photos of Miley Cyrus were hot. -Jocelyn Phillips
6) You're not sure what Toby Keith's last name is. -Daniel Dunn
7) You've attended Steeplechase for the past 4 years & recently discovered it is a horse race. -Erin Burcham
8) You think Bart Durham is your congressman. -Asia Mathis
9) You see your local politicians on The Colbert Report more than you do on CNN or Fox News. -Stephanie Simmons
10) You spend $3 on a single cupcake while complaining about gas prices. -Wando Weaver
5 comments:
oh my gosh, these are ALL SO PERFECT!! I remember reading some of these!! Thanks for the shout out!! ;-) Glad I made your top ten!!
Um. Maybe if you lived over here(!), then maybe you would have found mine humorous.
I'm glad to see that my cupcake entry made your top ten! ;o)
Sorry, EM! If I knew your actual name, I would have included yours, too!
Dearest Blonde Mule,
My name will remain a secret until I get to meet you in person.
Sincerely Yours In Sarcasm and Croc-Hate,
THE Emotional Mullet
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